Okay, we're back at the school. Okay, Shmoop, we know you're not a fan of this guy, but Shmoopers, you've got to get over it. We're going to have to wait until Shmopers tells us what's going on. Shmooper tells us that he's been running around the school looking for his crush, and he finally found her when he was looking for her. He's bummed out that he can't be with her anymore, but he wants her to leave him like this, so he can pretend that they're in love, and then he can head back to his normal school life.