The chapter opens with a discussion of the dangers of jumping into the water. The narrator explains that the water can be dangerous, especially if you're not careful. He warns that if you jump too far, you'll be pushed back, and that you won't be able to stay in the water if you stay too close to the shore. He also warns that you shouldn't do any weird poses when you jump in, because that'll make you more likely to fall. The chapter ends with the narrator saying that he wants to win, no matter what.