"Steal a glance" , the narrator tells us, is a play on words. It's about a guy who steals a glance at someone else's face. The narrator doesn't know what he's talking about, but he does know that it's not good for his job. He tells us that he just realized the "ples of marrying you" . He's going to go visit his parents on Saturday and then go back to his house on Monday morning. He wakes up to find that his wife is calling him on his cell phone. She's reminding him of her presence every time he feels happy about marrying Aaron. He wonders how she can always pick the right time to remind him of his wife's presence. He asks why he didn't wake her up in the morning, and she tells him that she's just trying to agitate him. She also says that Aaron is reading messages from his ex-wife in front of him, and now he wants to know what's up with all of this. He wants to open up her brain and find out what she thinks.