The narrator tells the students that he's been thinking a lot lately about how they're going to graduate and what they'll do if they don't graduate. He tells them that if they can't all graduate, he'll be with them forever. The narrator says that he is from the track and field club, and he wants to be a sled driver someday. He also wants to pull hair. Bettiefly founded a hair pulling club that suits him very well. He says that she tricked him into thinking that she was his mom. He's still looking for a job, though. He wants to polish stones and make snacks.