In this chapter, we learn that we're not the only ones in the audience who've been waiting for this moment. We're also the ones who have been waiting all along for the moment when we'll get to see what it's like to be in love with a virgin. In other words, we've waited all along to hear what it was like to grow up in the Catholic Church, and now we get to hear it from a guy who's been living it up since he was a teenager. It's kind of a bummer, because we'd like to hear more about the guy who grew up in a Catholic church, but we don't know what else to say. Anyway, we do know that he's got a crush on one of the most beautiful women in the world, and he wants to marry her off to him. He wants to know how he can get his hands on her, but he can't tell us what he can do, because he