Princess Jellyfish

The narrator complains that he's been up partying all night and can't sleep, so he sneaks into the nunnery to get some sleep. He's ashamed that he looks like a woman, but he'd rather look like a jellyfish than like a nun. He tells the priest that he doesn't wear makeup, but the priest assures him that it's not his job to do so. The priest tells him to go to the festival, though, because there's no place like home. He also tells the narrator that there is a beautiful, strong, and beautiful male princess in Tokyo, and that she's just a random passerby. The monk tells the monk that if he lets her in, she'll be cast out of Tokyo forever, and the monk says he'll send her a clear, inarguable refusal.