"Mi low and vw wars" is the title of this chapter's conversation between Tommo and Tommo. Tommo tells Tommo that his school has been seeded in the "first round" of the men's college basketball tournament, which means that they're going to play at home. He compares the tournament to the lottery, saying, "I feel like I'm out there having all of the fun I can" . He says that he's never met anyone like him before, and that this is the "most fun" he has ever had in his life.