The narrator opens the chapter by asking who told him to "sit down" . The narrator tells us that he was "an overbearing guy away" , and that he and his friends are talking about which position to play in college. He says that he wishes he were as big as his big brother, who is the captain of the school team. He also says that his little brother plays rugby, too, and he wishes his brother would play as well. He tells the narrator that he is envious of his brother's success in the sport. He then asks the narrator if he likes rugby, and the narrator tells him that he does not. He goes on to say that he hates the game, because he "sucks at everything," and he never gets to have fun. He adds that he can't stop playing until his brother comes back to the sport and plays again.