The chapter opens with a soliloquy by the narrator, in which he tells the reader that he is bored. He asks the narrator to tell him why he has come to his home planet. The narrator tells him that he does not care how much money he has, as it is all hiss. He also tells the narrator that he has never had a girlfriend. He then asks if he has ever had a chronic condition, such as nana, and the narrator replies that she looks the same as always. He goes on to say that he hasn't seen his friends in a long time, and that they are now in the shrek academy. He says that every time he thinks of the name "golden fatty qian," he will feel something stirring in him. He wants to show the narrator how he and the speed dragon have been able to fuse.