The next morning, the narrator feels like he's been "run over" by a car. He's finally slept with his crush, and now he feels guilty. He can't sleep with him anymore, because he was "f*cked" by him last night. The narrator says he'll "take responsibility" for what happened, and then he goes on to explain that the guy is not gay, and that he passed out the night before after being drunk. He also says that the dude must have taken the narrator as a "gift from heavens" , because she hasn't been laid up for a long time, and he must have slept with her as a woman. He promises to fight for her.