"Don't Forget That You're Straight" is the title of this song. It's about a guy who's just been released from prison, and he's happy to be released. He's also happy because he feels like a "man of virtue" . He tells the guy, "You're straighter than me, about it" , and the guy is all, "Dude, I'm not listening to you. I've won!" . The guy's got a message for the guy: don't worry, he'll take care of it for you. The two of them have known each other a long time, and they're still not getting along. They're not "gay," the guy says, because it's their "dna" that makes them "not gay." The guy says he has a bunch of stuff to do for the company, but he wants to see what's going on with the company. He asks the guy if he knows where the company is. The man says he doesn't, but the guy points out that the company hasn't finished giving out candy yet. The guys are still hanging out together, but they've got a lot of work to do. The company is giving out "good candies," but they haven't yet finished giving them out. It looks like the company knows that the singer is in trouble, so they pulled the guy out of the company to cleanse his "scumbag" name . They should all be boycotted, the guys say, because all artists under the company's management should be "boycotted." The guys say they'll have their revenge on the guy. He says he just wants to "show off my skills" by taking the guy on a two-month vacation. He wants to take the guy with him, but there's a problem: the company has canceled a variety show, which means they can't