The narrator explains that he is a university student from another world who has just graduated. He is a graduate of a university with a "bright future" and has received countless model awards and scholarships in his life. He has been sent to the world by a "glitch in hells system" because his soul was "sent to your world" because he was "transformed into a panda." He is now 22 years old. He came from a different world, and he has been excelling in school and in the university since he was a young child. His grades have been "exceptional since young" and he is "holistic trained." He has received many model awards in his lifetime. The narrator is convinced that the panda is a spy sent from the "nanjiang" region of China. He knows that the people in the region practice witchcraft. He also knows that if his heart starts beating, he can go home. He explains that there is a "crucial core energy" in his body, which causes his heart to "stop beating." This is a mistake, he says, because he is also a victim of the "idiot hades" who threatened not to send him back to the nanjiang region. He tells the narrator that they have to kiss "oh god," which is "so embarrassing" to say. He says that the only way his heart can start beating again is if the two of them kiss each other. The kiss must be at least three seconds long, and each kiss must not be too short