The narrator tells the audience that it's okay to turn back into a human on nights of a full moon. It's just a matter of reviving the prince's heartbeat, which will allow the prince to return to his original form. The narrator then launches into a long monologue about how he's turned into a panda. He's been promised that he'll be back to being a beautiful, rich, and sexy woman. But then the narrator tells us that the prince promised to send him back to the time when he was a "fair, rich and beautiful woman" . Um, what did he promise? The prince even turned him into a "panda" , which is kind of like turning a baby panda into a baby wolf. So now the narrator is telling us that he can become a human again on nights when the moon is full. But, the narrator says, there's a way to do it. The prince needs to "resorb endure endure endure," which basically means he needs to keep the prince alive for a long, long time. So, the prince can go back to his old, sexless state. After all, that's the only way he can be a panda again. But the prince still needs to revive his heartbeat, so the prince will have his wish granted. So the narrator goes on and on about how awesome it is to be in the world of the panda, and how awesome the panda prince is to have a kiss from a beautiful woman. Then the narrator launches into another long monologue, this time about how the prince is supposed to choke him, and that'