In this chapter, we're introduced to a new character, the panda bear, who has just been transformed into a woman. He's super excited to be transformed back into a human being, but he's not sure how to react to the news. First, he has to wait a month before he can transform back into the panda form again. Translation: he'll have to wait until the next time he gets to do it. The panda is all, "Gee, I wish I could have kissed that dumb goose again." Translation: I'm so glad I finally got to kiss the dumb goose. He doesn't seem to understand what she's saying, and he seems furious. The only thing she can think of to do is to tell him the whole truth, but she can't. She needs to save her life.