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Wow, we've reached 50 million Facebook followers, and we're not done yet. We've also reached a new milestone: the number of people who follow a single person in real life. This is a big deal, because it means that the person who follows you will be the person you'll follow in the real world. So, if you're a high school student and you want to be friends with someone, you've got to sign up for Facebook and become friends with that person. The first person to do this is the person with the most followers, because that's the one who's going to get to know you best. The second person is the one with the least followers, since they're going to be the ones who'll get to meet you first. The third person is going to have to follow a bunch of people in order to know who you are, since that'll be the first person who will get to see you. The fourth person has to follow all of the people in the world, since those are the only people who will be able to see him. The fifth person is a guy named nanako, and he's super bummed that he can't hang out with his friends like he used to. He's also super bummed because he wants to be a lawyer, so he'd like to be in the elite ranks of the social circle. But, he says, if he doesn't have a real account, he'll lose himself in a relationship, which will kill him instantly. The sixth person is his friend moor, who is also bummed about losing his friends.
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ACCOUNT 11 The End of LoveACCOUNT 12 Operation: Reply or RegretACCOUNT 13 Real and VirtualACCOUNT 14 The Reply Police
ACCOUNT 15 The Stamp ShopACCOUNT 16 Mizuki KurashinaACCOUNT 17 Digital TattoosACCOUNT 18 The Collector's Nightmare!
ACCOUNT 19 All Is Lost!!ACCOUNT 20 Long Live the Freedom to IgnoreACCOUNT 21 Back to the BeginningACCOUNT 22 Three Sets of Midnights
ACCOUNT 23 The Great Flamer FestivalACCOUNT 24 Flame On!ACCOUNT 25 The Real Account LeakpocalypseACCOUNT 26 Disrespect
ACCOUNT 27 All a Lie?ACCOUNT 28 The Land of DespairACCOUNT 29 The Truth Behind the Land of DespairACCOUNT 30 The Explosive Exclusive
ACCOUNT 31 Morning of the MarblesACCOUNT 32 Social-Network TagACCOUNT 33 Resolve Across the EdgeACCOUNT 34 Skin-Tone Camouflage
ACCOUNT 35 Marble of the DeadACCOUNT 36 The Derp MarblesACCOUNT 37 Mission ImpossibleACCOUNT 38 Squeekek.com
ACCOUNT 43 WantedACCOUNT 44 Strained Smiles at SchoolACCOUNT 45 Interval...?ACCOUNT 46 Mission Impossible 2
ACCOUNT 47 Re:STARTACCOUNT 48 The Attention Seeker's BrideACCOUNT 49 Derp HuntACCOUNT 50 Going East-Southeast
ACCOUNT 51 Behind the DerpACCOUNT 52 Re:BIRTHACCOUNT 53 Infiltrating Headquarters...?ACCOUNT 54 Line of Death
ACCOUNT 55 The Power of LikingACCOUNT 56 Copy/Pasted MemoriesACCOUNT 57 The TruthACCOUNT 58 Really Important to Someone
ACCOUNT 63 AntikytheraACCOUNT 64 The Smartphone Zombie MazeACCOUNT 65 Normal PeopleACCOUNT 66 Hard Mode
ACCOUNT 67 Rush HourACCOUNT 68 Vivid PainACCOUNT 69 Time for a QuizACCOUNT 70 Phones in Your Pockets
ACCOUNT 71 The Death RoadACCOUNT 72 The R.A. BathhouseACCOUNT 73 The Shared HouseACCOUNT 74 Karua's Scheme
ACCOUNT 75 The ID Scorers' ClubACCOUNT 76 Summer SongACCOUNT 77 Karua's High RoadACCOUNT 78 A New Ruler
ACCOUNT 79 The Selfish SpeciesACCOUNT 80 Beyond the Public OrderACCOUNT 81 The All-Survive ChantACCOUNT 82 The Death-Game Mentality
ACCOUNT 83 The Violence OptionACCOUNT 84 The Laws of PopularityACCOUNT 85 Party-People DanceACCOUNT 86 What Needs to Be Done
ACCOUNT 91 It's a Wonderful ClassroomACCOUNT 92 Followers on the RunACCOUNT 93 Quite the Fun TimeACCOUNT 94 The Mask's Blind Spot
ACCOUNT 99 Getting It AcrossACCOUNT 100 ConfessionACCOUNT 101 The EvidenceACCOUNT 102 Myuu and the Bandits
ACCOUNT 103 Quite the Fun Time (Night 2)ACCOUNT 104 The SuccubusACCOUNT 105 Heads or Tails?ACCOUNT 106 The Trap
ACCOUNT 107 The Meta-TrapACCOUNT 108 Plan EACCOUNT 109 The Way to the ClassroomACCOUNT 110 The Monster
ACCOUNT 111 A Black-and-White FuneralACCOUNT 112 Do Glasses Count?ACCOUNT 113 Two by TwoACCOUNT 114 Social Justice Hunters 24/7
ACCOUNT 115 Is This Problematic?ACCOUNT 116 The Ugly FakeACCOUNT 117 Flames of RebirthACCOUNT 118 Fake and Damaged
ACCOUNT 119 One Single MomentACCOUNT 120 At the TableACCOUNT 121 The Heat of AnotherACCOUNT 122 The Tip Line
ACCOUNT 123 Who's the Informant?!ACCOUNT 124 The End of the Informant TrailACCOUNT 125 The ClashACCOUNT 126 The Life of a Woman Charmed
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This is a locked chapterACCOUNT 1 Brand New Opening
About This Chapter
Wow, we've reached 50 million Facebook followers, and we're not done yet. We've also reached a new milestone: the number of people who follow a single person in real life. This is a big deal, because it means that the person who follows you will be the person you'll follow in the real world. So, if you're a high school student and you want to be friends with someone, you've got to sign up for Facebook and become friends with that person. The first person to do this is the person with the most followers, because that's the one who's going to get to know you best. The second person is the one with the least followers, since they're going to be the ones who'll get to meet you first. The third person is going to have to follow a bunch of people in order to know who you are, since that'll be the first person who will get to see you. The fourth person has to follow all of the people in the world, since those are the only people who will be able to see him. The fifth person is a guy named nanako, and he's super bummed that he can't hang out with his friends like he used to. He's also super bummed because he wants to be a lawyer, so he'd like to be in the elite ranks of the social circle. But, he says, if he doesn't have a real account, he'll lose himself in a relationship, which will kill him instantly. The sixth person is his friend moor, who is also bummed about losing his friends.
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ACCOUNT 7 The End of the DayACCOUNT 8 Appease the Attention SeekerACCOUNT 9 The Attention SpiralACCOUNT 10 Dealing with the Attention
ACCOUNT 11 The End of LoveACCOUNT 12 Operation: Reply or RegretACCOUNT 13 Real and VirtualACCOUNT 14 The Reply Police
ACCOUNT 15 The Stamp ShopACCOUNT 16 Mizuki KurashinaACCOUNT 17 Digital TattoosACCOUNT 18 The Collector's Nightmare!
ACCOUNT 19 All Is Lost!!ACCOUNT 20 Long Live the Freedom to IgnoreACCOUNT 21 Back to the BeginningACCOUNT 22 Three Sets of Midnights
ACCOUNT 23 The Great Flamer FestivalACCOUNT 24 Flame On!ACCOUNT 25 The Real Account LeakpocalypseACCOUNT 26 Disrespect
ACCOUNT 27 All a Lie?ACCOUNT 28 The Land of DespairACCOUNT 29 The Truth Behind the Land of DespairACCOUNT 30 The Explosive Exclusive
ACCOUNT 31 Morning of the MarblesACCOUNT 32 Social-Network TagACCOUNT 33 Resolve Across the EdgeACCOUNT 34 Skin-Tone Camouflage
ACCOUNT 35 Marble of the DeadACCOUNT 36 The Derp MarblesACCOUNT 37 Mission ImpossibleACCOUNT 38 Squeekek.com
ACCOUNT 43 WantedACCOUNT 44 Strained Smiles at SchoolACCOUNT 45 Interval...?ACCOUNT 46 Mission Impossible 2
ACCOUNT 47 Re:STARTACCOUNT 48 The Attention Seeker's BrideACCOUNT 49 Derp HuntACCOUNT 50 Going East-Southeast
ACCOUNT 51 Behind the DerpACCOUNT 52 Re:BIRTHACCOUNT 53 Infiltrating Headquarters...?ACCOUNT 54 Line of Death
ACCOUNT 55 The Power of LikingACCOUNT 56 Copy/Pasted MemoriesACCOUNT 57 The TruthACCOUNT 58 Really Important to Someone
ACCOUNT 63 AntikytheraACCOUNT 64 The Smartphone Zombie MazeACCOUNT 65 Normal PeopleACCOUNT 66 Hard Mode
ACCOUNT 67 Rush HourACCOUNT 68 Vivid PainACCOUNT 69 Time for a QuizACCOUNT 70 Phones in Your Pockets
ACCOUNT 71 The Death RoadACCOUNT 72 The R.A. BathhouseACCOUNT 73 The Shared HouseACCOUNT 74 Karua's Scheme
ACCOUNT 75 The ID Scorers' ClubACCOUNT 76 Summer SongACCOUNT 77 Karua's High RoadACCOUNT 78 A New Ruler
ACCOUNT 79 The Selfish SpeciesACCOUNT 80 Beyond the Public OrderACCOUNT 81 The All-Survive ChantACCOUNT 82 The Death-Game Mentality
ACCOUNT 83 The Violence OptionACCOUNT 84 The Laws of PopularityACCOUNT 85 Party-People DanceACCOUNT 86 What Needs to Be Done
ACCOUNT 91 It's a Wonderful ClassroomACCOUNT 92 Followers on the RunACCOUNT 93 Quite the Fun TimeACCOUNT 94 The Mask's Blind Spot
ACCOUNT 99 Getting It AcrossACCOUNT 100 ConfessionACCOUNT 101 The EvidenceACCOUNT 102 Myuu and the Bandits
ACCOUNT 103 Quite the Fun Time (Night 2)ACCOUNT 104 The SuccubusACCOUNT 105 Heads or Tails?ACCOUNT 106 The Trap
ACCOUNT 107 The Meta-TrapACCOUNT 108 Plan EACCOUNT 109 The Way to the ClassroomACCOUNT 110 The Monster
ACCOUNT 111 A Black-and-White FuneralACCOUNT 112 Do Glasses Count?ACCOUNT 113 Two by TwoACCOUNT 114 Social Justice Hunters 24/7
ACCOUNT 115 Is This Problematic?ACCOUNT 116 The Ugly FakeACCOUNT 117 Flames of RebirthACCOUNT 118 Fake and Damaged
ACCOUNT 119 One Single MomentACCOUNT 120 At the TableACCOUNT 121 The Heat of AnotherACCOUNT 122 The Tip Line
ACCOUNT 123 Who's the Informant?!ACCOUNT 124 The End of the Informant TrailACCOUNT 125 The ClashACCOUNT 126 The Life of a Woman Charmed
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