In this chapter, we learn that the game is called "bump" and that the rules are very simple: you wear a bump, and the judges will judge your looks. If they match, you win, and if they do not, you'll lose. The rules are so simple, in fact, that the narrator says that they're like a "battle against your pride" . The narrator tells us that his family is rich, and that his old man is going to leave him half of his inheritance when he dies. He says that he's not going to take this "stupid game" anymore. He's going to study English, which is a new language that he just told everyone about in real life. He also says that if you follow and unfollow someone, you can do so at any time. He gives us a little hint that this young lady is not 21 years old, but 28. She's doing some "crazy photo shopping" between make-up and digital alterations. She doesn't look anything like the narrator, but she's still a fan of the game. She says that she won't stop being a follower of her, even if she looks a little different from the narrator. She tells the crowd that she will always be their fan. She asks them to hang in there, and they all do. She also tells them that they changed their attitudes too quickly, and she says that this is "chilling how lame" that was . Now that she has won the game, the narrator asks the audience to choose "0" as the next contestant. They'll have to decide whether or not she'll be a "clone" of the narrator's face.