In the middle of dinner, Mercutio asks the waiter if he's all right. He's got a problem: his cutlery is broken. The waiter says he'll fix it, but he doesn't want to eat first, so he has to wait until everyone else is done eating. He says they can eat and drink at the same time, and then he can cut the food into bite-sized pieces. He tells the waiter to be careful with the knife, because it's not sharp enough. Merthio is so sorry that he can't believe that his cutlery has ever had a problem before. He promises to take care of the problem, and the waiter promises to clean up the mess. The two of them head off to a hotel to have sex.