In this chapter, we're introduced to "lunatic turbine" , a character from the movie "The Shawshank Redemption" who's a big fan of leglocks. We learn that he's been using them for a long time, and that they're the only way he can win fights. We also learn that "um, dude, I don't think I'm going to win this fight," and that "I'm not going to lose this fight by submission" . We're also introduced to a new character, "lunacy turbine," who is a little more of a fighter than we've ever known him to be. He's super-fast, super-smart, and super-confident, and we learn that his biggest weakness is that he can't move fast enough to catch up with his opponent. We hear him say, "I dunno, I dunno, he'll still be a high school kid, but I'll go for it."