"Good Bye, No Sex Life" opens with a discussion of the difference between genius and sex life. The narrator says that he is not a chosen one, and that he does not understand the loneliness and isolation of younger generations. He says that if he were a man, he would join a company if he was interested in it, but that he would not be able to do so because he is second-rate in his profession. He adds that he wishes he had come to work in the same company as his boss, and it is sad to lose him. He tells the narrator that the other day, he asked him to write a summa for the company. The summa was a hard-to-understand document, but he came up with a brilliant idea: working hand-in-hand with "baby and kids" was a good idea. He asks the narrator if she is making fun of him, and the narrator replies that she is. He wonders if the company is taking too much of his time, and he wonders if it is too forceful.