"No sex life" is the title of this short scene. It's set in the early 1900s, and it's about a woman who wants to find a man to be her lover. She's looking for a man who'll make her feel like she's the center of the universe. The scene opens with a description of the "girl community" , a group of women who want to meet other women and have sex with them. The narrator tells us that the women are on a dating site called "Noa's Ark" . He says that they're "living while killing our own personalities" by limiting themselves to just one man. He wants to know if there's a way to get a woman to be with him. He asks if there is a paid membership site that would allow him to do just that. He's not sure, but he's willing to give it a shot. He tells the narrator that he'd like him to tell him more about love and sex. He doesn't want to know what he should do if he wants to be loved. He just wants to hear what he can do to make his life better. He gives the narrator a list of questions he can't answer, and he asks the narrator to give him an answer. He then asks if he has a girlfriend, and the narrator tells him that he can find a guy to cheat on with. He adds that he has seen a guy who's "pretty hot" on the site, but that the guy isn't a good example for his broad cast. He goes on to say that the guys around him are "hunting" guys, but "deep down" guys are "tious" types. He also says that the men around him aren't as hot as he thinks they are.