The narrator tells us that he's been having a hard time getting over the fact that his crush is following him around. She's cute, but she's also a stalker. The narrator says that he doesn't know who the stalker is, but he'd like to know if he can stop her from following him. He tells her that he already has her as a "girl friend" , and that he hopes they can come over to his house tonight. He's not sure if he'll be able to stop her, though, because he hasn't seen him bring anyone home yet. He says that if the two of them come out together tomorrow, he will be happy to see them. He asks if she cooks, and she says that she does, but that she learned to use the kitchen when she was a cook. He thanks her for the food and invites her to stay for the night. She says she'll sleep on the couch, and he says that's okay, too. He gives her a shirt that he forgot to give to her ex-boyfriend seven years ago.