"Good Bye, No Sex Life" is the title of this chapter's soliloquy. It begins with the narrator lamenting the fact that she has no sex life. She knows that the kiss from Romeo is so unexpected that she is in a "state of shock" . The narrator then goes on to say that he expected Romeo to turn into "a wolf" after sending her home, but she did not expect him to "turn into a wolf" because she enjoyed the kiss so much. She then asks Romeo what he thought of the kiss, and he replies that it felt "awesome" and made her "melt" and "cry your guilty !" . He then asks her what she thought of kissing him, and she says that she was sorry, but that it was her fault that he kissed her so badly. She asks him to leave, but he refuses, saying that it is his fault that she kissed him so badly