"Good Bye, No Sex Life" is the title of this short scene. It opens with the narrator complaining that his girlfriend is sleeping with another man in his bed. The narrator is upset because he feels like he has reached his "ceiling" in life. He wonders if he would be able to cheat on his husband if he were to do so. He tells the narrator that his wife is the "Emperor of the Country" and that he is the one who protects her for life.