The next day, the men compete in the first round of the eating contest. The first runner-up is the man who ate the most potatoes in the shortest amount of time. The second runner up is the woman who atate the largest amount of watermelon. The third runner- up is a woman who won while she was sleeping. The fourth runner-ups are a woman from the United States who won at eating watermelon without batting an eyelid, a woman with a "tative" or a "resensible" way of eating, and a "dark horse" woman from America who won eating watermelon five times. The man who eats the most is the one who wants to "get into politics" or "buy a house" for his family. The woman who wants the most wants to buy a statue of the "wan- fu" or the "golden wan" . He wants to get back the statue for the family, but he doesn't want to be a diamond ring salesman or a politician. He just wants to eat.