The narrator tells us that he's going to win the 5000-meter food endurance race at the upcoming Eat-olympics in Taiwan. He's so excited that he can't stop talking about it. He wants to be the first person to publish a report on the event, and he wants to make a name for himself in the political world. He also wants to spread the word about the event to the rest of the world so that they can follow his progress. The narrator then tells us about a guy named Yodogawa who's in the final round of the competition in the eastern part of the country. Everyone wants to go see the event.