It's time for the battle of the cheese-slicers. Oh, mantaro, you've got it. You slice the cheese in half, and then you shred it into tiny pieces. That way, you can eat it all in one go. You don't need to worry about water or anything else. You just need a little bit of it to get through the whole thing. The narrator is all, "Swish, slice, slice" . He's not sure if it's a good idea or not, but he's going to show it anyway. He thinks that the Ethiopian will win, but then he realizes that there's no way he'll be able to do it. So, he decides to show the guy how fast he can get through this. Instead of eating five times, the guy is eating three times . That's awesome, because it means that he has to eat more to get rid of the fat in his mouth. You can't just eat one cracker