It's been a while since we've heard from the narrator, but he's back. He's still moping about how embarrassing it was to fall on the guy in front of him, and he wants to know what's going on. He decides to pretend that he doesn't know the guy, but then he realizes that it's actually the guy he met at work the day before. The guy is named "chang yang" , and the narrator thinks that's the guy she ran into in the park yesterday. He tells her that he'll kidnap the guy's dog and make him beg her for food. The narrator decides to take a selfie with her, and then she runs off to find the guy who ran into her at the park. He asks her why she's so exalted today, and she tells him that she was thinking about whether a gender-neutral style suits her better, and that it was as she expected. She says that she knows she'll be crushed if she thinks she might be mistaken, but she decides that the whole thing is just a joke. The man she runs into is called "Zhang yang," and he asks the narrator why she gave her friend's cell phone back yesterday, when he should have given it to her instead. She tells the man that if he wanted to get her phone back, he'd have to apologize first to her friend. She's shocked that the man would even know that she has a crush on this guy.