The scene opens with a soliloquy on the subject of love and break-ups. It's clear that the narrator doesn't know what he's talking about. He tells us that if you're in love, you shouldn't break it off. But if you want to be with someone, you should try to get them back together. He also warns us that it's possible to be indecisive and compromise, and that's not good for anyone. He suggests that you go after the guy who's broken up with you, even if it means breaking up with him. The narrator then goes on to warn us that love is fickle and that it can lead to heartbreak. He warns us not to run away from the guy we love. He then tells us to be careful not to get too close to him. He's got a plan: he'll go back to the hotel, get some sleep, and then come back for dinner with the other cast and crew. He wants to be back in time for the dinner, but he can't stop thinking about what's going on with the guy he loves. He asks why the guy punching the tree is still crying, and he says that the guy hasn't been dumped yet. He says that if the guy finds out, he'd die a horrible, horrible death. But then he asks why he has to bump into a fan in the middle of the night. Why must he bump into the fan now ? He says he never sees a fan like that before. Why should he look at him now? He asks if he can have a selfie with the man he loves, and the man replies that he would like to have a better light. The man then asks if the light is better than the one in the fan. He adds that the light would be better if the man was more cowardly. The men