In this chapter, we're introduced to a new character, Shmoop. He's the kind of guy who's always trying to figure out what's going on in the world around him, and he's got a new trick up his sleeve: he wants to train his sister, Shu-Li, in how to act like a bossy boss. He wants her to teach her how to cross her arms, how to put her legs together, and how to say "pervert ed crap" in a straight face. Uh-oh. Shu'Li's like, "Oh, yeah, I'm going to teach you how to do that too." Shmoo-Li is all, "Dude, I can't believe you're teaching me to do this!" Shmoo says, "Um, I don't know, but I'll teach you to do it too." Uh-uh. Shmoo's