It's hot outside, and the narrator can't get out of the house. He's wearing a giant ice cream scoop, which he's been using to make small noises with his arm. The ice cream scoops are attached to his arm so that when he raises his hand, they look like they're coming out of his mouth. The narrator wants to go to a summer camp, but his friends at home won't let him go. He wants to spend his days relaxing at home, but he also wants to train for the upcoming season of "The Walking Dead" . So, he decides, he'll go to the summer camp.