Now that they've had a drink of the river, we learn that Milady and Milady have made a pact. Milady wants Milady to go back to England, but Milady won't let him. He curses Milady, curses his father, and curses himself. He's not going back, he says, because Milady's "golden bracelet" has created a "fake history" , which means Milady will never see Milady again . Um, that's right, Milady isn't going back. She's going to stay in Memphis, where she's supposed to be at a hospital. Um...what's up with that? Milady asks her father why he's mad at her for breaking her engagement with Milady. He says, "I'm mad at you because of the man who married me." Um...who is that? It turns out Milady was actually the daughter of a famous Egyptian aristocrat, and she was married to Milady long before Milady ever met him. Um....what about me? Um...I can't see him again, year after year, London, England , ivy's still not eating, and milady has a bad appetite today , so Milady brings Milady some food for a change of palate , and they'll all be together forever.