It's Valentine's Day, and the narrator laments the fact that he's been rejected so many times. He wishes he could have prepared a dramatic proposal, filled the trunk with candles, or filled the stockings with balloons. He's so sorry that he can't remember the last time he rejected him. He says he'll always remember that moment. The narrator tells the audience that they're both married for the first time, and they've been spending so much time together that it's their first night as husband and wife.