Okay, now that we've gotten a little bit of a taste of what's to come, it's time for us to get a little taste of our own medicine. First off, we're going to have to admit that we are a little creeped out by the whole "I'm going to stab your brother in the back" thing. Okay, so you're not going to kill your brother, but you might as well stab your enemy in the stomach. Okay. Okay...okay, so maybe you'll stab yourself in the guts if you really want to, but we'll just have to wait and see. First things first, let's just say that you've got a crush on someone and you want to make sure that they're happy. That's fine, says buster, but if you want them to be happy, then you should be able to get them to do whatever you want with them. And if they don't want to do anything with them, then they should just let them do whatever they want. Ooh, that's kind of like saying, "Hey, I'm just going to kick your ass, but I'll do it in a way that doesn't hurt anyone else" . Geez, that sounds like a pretty good plan.