The narrator hates sex on his first day of living with his new roommate. He's convinced that his childhood friend made him "cum shudder" and "squish" when they first met. The narrator tries to get the friend to stop, but the friend won't listen. He tells the narrator to "take responsibility" and to "suck it up" instead of "pushing it" like he did on their first day together. The two of them hug and kiss, and the narrator tells the friend that he's not going to stop until he "stops yet" . The friend tells him to "come on," but the narrator doesn't want him to stop yet, so he tells the man to "lean" and not "hug." The friend says that if he had "done ," he wouldn't have "met again" , but he does admit that he "developed a taste" for "some naughtiness." The narrator says that the friend should take responsibility for what happened on the day they met again, and he says that he would have "never been right here" if he'd done the same thing the day before. The man says that it's his fault that he pushed it too hard, and that he should take "responsibility" for the "squeezing" of the kiss. He says he'll "squirrel" the kiss and "plop" it, and then he can "take it, right?" . But the narrator says he should "hold on" to the kiss too long.