The narrator hates sex on his first day of living with his childhood friend, who makes him "scream like a snot" and "swallow like a wall" . The two begin to argue about whether or not the other is "just a friend" , and the narrator asks the friend if he's already wet from licking his dick. The friend denies it, but the narrator is certain that the friend is the one who "made it hard" on him. He tells the friend to "sit still until I make you / cum" and not to touch his "b - breasts." The two continue to argue, until the friend finally relents and tells the narrator to "prub" him.