The narrator hates sex on the first day of his new life with his childhood friend. He tries to get her to stop, but she won't listen. He tells her that he's at his "limit" , and they should head home. She tells him to stop messing around with the sex, but he doesn't want to listen to her. He says he'll walk home, but they can't stop until they get home. The narrator tells her to "lick" that's her fault, and she says she'll "splish slurp" . She then tells him that she's going to "suck" him, too, and that he should "puck" her back, too. He's not going to listen, she tells him, and he says, "no need of that desperate face." The narrator says he can go home.