It's the first day of the new school year, and we're introduced to the narrator, who's a little confused by the whole "first day living together" thing. He's not sure what's going on, but he's pretty sure it's because his childhood friend made him "suck" cum out of his shirt. He can't believe that his friend would make him do that on his first day back at school. The narrator is all, "Dude, I'm so glad you made me do that!" . But then he remembers that he was just about to have sex with a girl he'd met in high school, and he realizes that this is probably not the best time of the year to be having sex with someone you haven't met in a long time.