On their first day of living together, the narrator and the narrator's childhood friend have sex. The narrator hates sex on the first day because he feels like his childhood friend made him "cum tock" . He complains that the friend is trying to make him "catch her cold" , but the friend doesn't seem ill. The two try to kiss, but they're interrupted by the sound of someone pushing against the narrator. He's afraid the friend will catch his cold, but he's also afraid that the kiss will make the friend catch her. He tries to get the friend to stop, but she won't listen. She's the one who's trying to "dump" him, and he tries to "prick" her with his fingers. He can't believe that she's so wet inside, and that she can feel it's him about to "cum." The narrator tries to squeeze the friend, and the friend tries to squelch the squeeze, but it just makes the narrator feel even more wet.