It's the first day of their new apartment, and the two of them have sex for the first time. They're not having any of it, though, because they're constantly being teased by the other guy. The other guy's name is "Smooper" , and he's a bit of a snot-nosed creep. He's also a little creeped out by the fact that everyone is watching him and his friend. Smooper says he'd like to "let people see sniff" . He wants to make sure that no one is actually watching him or his friend, but he can't do that, because no one has actually seen him or their friend. So, he says, he wants to "stop teasing" them, and then he'll "smooper a little more." He kisses her, and she's all, "let's smooch a little bit more." They kiss a lot, and it's pretty awesome.