On their first day of living together, the two young lovers hate each other's sex. The narrator complains that his childhood friend made him "cum" and that he ended up wasting his time buying other things. He complains that the friends didn't do anything for him, and he feels hopeless without them around. He tries to make one of the sex toys that he usually makes for himself, but it doesn't work, so he buys a "weird" one.
On their first day of living together, the two young lovers hate each other's sex. The narrator complains that his childhood friend made him "cum" and that he ended up wasting his time buying other things. He complains that the friends didn't do anything for him, and he feels hopeless without them around. He tries to make one of the sex toys that he usually makes for himself, but it doesn't work, so he buys a "weird" one.