It's the first day of their new apartment, and the two of them are having sex for the first time. The narrator tries to get the other guy to stop, but he's not having it. He's so tight that he can't move. The other guy tries to squeeze him, but the narrator doesn't want to hurt him. He tells the guy to rub him with the "squishy list" , which is a sexual lubricant that's supposed to make you feel like you're having anal sex. The guy is all, "Oh, yeah, I'm having sex with you." The narrator says that it's actually been a while since she's had sex with anyone, and he'd like to get back to it ASAP.