"Hate Sex on Our First Day Living Together" The narrator tells us that he hates sex on his first day of living with his new girlfriend. He tells her that his childhood friend made him "cum" , and that she made him cum so many times that he couldn't even remember how many times he had done it. The narrator says that if she really didn't like the way he was doing it, he could stop, but he doesn't have the nerve to tell her what to do. He says that he's the only person who keeps doing the same thing, and he says that the only reason he does it is because it feels so good. He also says that it's okay to do it if you don't really like it, but if he does, he can't stop. He wants to know if she's doing it on purpose, or if she just wants to have sex with him. He asks if she can rub it on him, and she says that she does, but that she'll have to wait until he gets tired of it before she can do anything about it. She says that maybe they went at it too long the night before, and they're not going to get any sex out of it.