"I hate sex" is the soliloquy of a young woman who has just moved into a new apartment with a man she's just met. She's convinced that the man, her childhood friend, has made her "cum twitch" because he's been trying to get her to "swoop" or "prick" him with a pin. He's trying to make her feel sexy, but she can't seem to get enough of it. She tells the man that she'd rather have sex with him than with someone she doesn't know. The man, who's not sure what's going on, tells her that it's okay, because she'll get over it soon enough.