The next morning, the old master is waiting for his son to come back from the war. He tells him to have some tea and then he'll give him a rematch. The old man says that he's waiting for him to get better. He wants to replace his wife, who's too fat for him. He's going to make his wife a hundred dishes and write down which dishes she likes. He also wants to make her write down the dishes she doesn't like, so he can compare them later. The older man is all, "Gee, I wonder why you chose me to be your disciple?" He thinks that maybe the two of them are doing something dirty, instead of cultivating. He says that maybe they'll be knocked out in the next few days, and that the older man will be the one who gets knocked out. The elder man is horrified and says that the universe will take in anyone