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The teacher comes back to class and tells the students that he's hoping they'll do well in the future and that he hopes they can achieve good grades. He's got some bad news: the new student, Xu Qing, has a huge belly and wants to eat it. The teacher tells him to get rid of it immediately or he'll punch him in the face. The smell is so gross, the teacher says, that he can't even close the window. He tells the student that he just told him to move his table out so that he could have a better view of the classroom. He also tells him not to approach the panda, because the panda is "truly pitiful." The teacher asks the student if he'd like to watch the scenery with him. The student says that he doesn't smoke, but that he tried to steal a cigarette from his dad when he was a kid. The