"Step Step" is the title of this chapter's epigraph. It's a famous line from a famous Greek play. It says that when you step into a shower, your body will be as squeaky clean as your skin. When you leave the shower, you should wash your body with soap and water to make sure it is squeaky clean. The narrator tells us that if you leave your body in the shower for a long time, it will be squeaky clean, too. When the narrator steps out of his shower, he's shocked to find that his wallet and phone are missing. He's disappointed that he didn't get any money, but he thinks that perhaps he should have brought some money with him to escape his marriage. He says that he'll have to stay with the man, since he'd do anything for her even if she took something valuable from him. He also says that his first kiss was stolen from him, and that's why it's so important to him that he doesn't do any harm to her. He wants to wash his body and get it squeaky clean before he leaves the room. He tells the narrator to put his pants on first. He