The narrator asks the audience why they should get married. He tells them that they're being "brainwashed" by romantic melodramas like slug harsa and the king of uhl andbella. He also tells the audience that he's already found the "one" he loves, and he wants to marry her. He wants to kill the guy who kissed her, but he can't because she's "partial to a foreigner" . The narrator says that she'll never forgive him if he hurts her, and she wants to leave. She wants to go back to her grandfather, who has informed her that a "guest from amazon" is coming to visit them. She's going to knock him down.