Okay, Shmoop, we know you're not a fan of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but you've got to admit that you are a little creeped out by the sight of a girl who looks like she's about to be killed by a giant bear. Shmooper is all, "Gee, I've never seen a girl look so cute before." He's not the only one who thinks she looks cute, though: his mom and dad also think she looks pretty cute, too. He'd never thought it would happen to him, but now that he's seen it, he can't believe how cute she really is. He wants to draw with her, but he can only imagine what it would be like to be on the other side of the world, staring at a girl he doesn't like. Shmoper tries to get her to confess to him that she loves him, and she does, but she can only say, "I'm sorry. I'm just trying to get into the role of a cute girl." She's totally not cute, Shmiper says, and he'd rather be writing a romance novel about her than a story about her.