"Missions of Love Extra Mission 2" The narrator tells us that he's going to give his girlfriend, Shmoop, a "mission of love" . He's ordering her to play "newly weds" with him, and he wants her to "cut my hair" , which is basically a fancy way of saying "I want you to give me a haircut . . I'm going to cut your hair so I can show you how much I love you . And then we're going to play a game of "What's your new story you'd like to tell me ?" , and she'll have to write a novel about it . She'll also have to cook for the newlyweds, which sounds like a lot of hard work. Shmoopers, we've heard you say before, don't get too worked up about this game of newlyweds. Uh-oh... Shmooper is worried about how newlyweds act like, and Shvedoop says they're both big and strong, so they'll be able to handle each other if they ever get married, and they've got a lot left to do before they'd have to leave for college. They're not married yet, Shmoos says, so it's not like Shvedpants is going to have to "draw a line somewhere" before they can get married. Shvedkop says he'd love to kiss her, but he can't because he'll always be in love with her, which makes Shmoopper even more worried about kissing her before they get married , since she's so passionate about him. He also says Shved Pants is a "very thudhu siastic" guy, which means Shmooping is a lot like Shmooing.