The narrator is about to jump out of his chest when he hears his uncle say, "I like you, not as family" . The narrator can't believe he's being so mean, but he likes the fact that he likes his uncle so much. He wants to know what's going to happen next. When he hears that he can kiss him, the narrator is all, "You can kiss me, but I'm too shy to do so" , and he wants to make sure that he doesn't set a bad example for his son in the future. He tells his